Eenie-meenie-minie-mo, catch a nigger by his toe. If he hollers, let him go. /(THE) Zed/

- You want some bacon?
- No, man, I don't eat pork.
- Are you Jewish ?
- No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.
- Why not?
- Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
- But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...
- Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal. I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
- How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces
- I don't eat dog either
- Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
- I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.
- So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?
- We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

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- Whose motorcycle is this?
- It's a chopper, baby.
- Whose chopper is this?
- Zed's.
- Who's Zed?
- Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.

Един баща към сина си от някъв филм, който хванах по MGM оная вечер :

Homer, what are you doing?
I'm risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't quite understand.

Снощи хванах филма инцидентно по НВО...

'But the bitter truth we critics must face is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so.'

-Ratatouille-

Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
Soap: Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
Eddie: Will you two stop flirting for a minute?

Big Chris: It's been emotional.


"Lock, stock and two smoking barrels

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Customs official: Anything to declare?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

Turkish: You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

"Snatch"

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Lenny Cole: There's no school like old school, and I'm the fucking headmaster.

"Rock'n'rolla"

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И най-големите :

Eric Cartman: Respect My Authority!

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

Mr Garrison (on women's period): I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.


Enjoy.

Вчера я чух в едно ново мини-сериалче, по което се позарибих и сега съм накичила тоя цитат във Фейсбуук, в Скайп, та нека го има и тук:

"Едни се нанасят в дома ви и започват да се учат да гълтат огън. Други започват да се учат да обичат и подкрепят гълтачите на огън."

"Клара Шелър"

Няколко любими от "Баш майсторът на море"

"Аз гарнитурата ще я оправя, ама ти ще плачеш."
"Сбогом, Гергино"

И един диалог на рецепцията на хотела, който ще цитирам без претенции да съм съвсем точен.

-Освободи се апартаментът
-Кой апартамент?
-Апартамент не знаете ли, какво е?
-Еее, аз ги строя бе.
-20лв.
-Молим?
-20лв.
-Аааа, спи си ти в него.

Elliot: For all my education, accomplishments and so-called wisdom, I can't fathom my own heart.

Mickey: [watching joggers in Central Park] Look at all these people, trying to stave off the inevitable decay of their bodies.

Mickey: I had a great evening; it was like the Nuremberg Trials.

"Hannah and her sisters"

I am Collin, God of s.e.x. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

-Love Actually-



<edit> Тюх, бях забравила, че повечето хора не знаят да си изключат цензурата.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO да !!! Няма такъв изрод! Хахахихихи

Seller in the porno shop: These are hard times for dreamers.

От филма "Цар на войната". Наскоро пак го гледах, та си припомних някакви реплики...

-Това, което правиш е незаконно. Така ли искаш да те запомнят?

- (престъпника в ролята на Никълъс Кейдж ) Не искам да ме помнят.

"Колкото и да ви е неприятно в света има нужда от зло, аз просто върша черната работа...(Кейдж играе търговец на незаконно оръжие)

"Мислите си, че има ад? Не, животът е адът..."

- Какъв е този надпис "Пази се от кучето"?
- Напомня ми да не пускам кучето в мен, кучето, което иска да убива по-слабите и да чука
- А ако то е единствената и най-добрата част от теб ? Ако не си повече от двукрако животно?