Why does the chicken cross the road?

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Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night… It’s bloodied body is what I cling to…

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!

W.A.S.P. : To .... something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR’S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and ....… AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

Type O Negative: …

Sentenced: To end its misery.

Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!

Satan Panonski: JER JE BILA BLUDNAAAAAAAAAAA I TREBA TRPITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

(ubaci ime power metal benda): To fly on the wings of destiny!

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time it dies…

Annihilator: Chicken isn’t it frightening, chicken aren’t you scarred…?

Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!

Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN’ FURY!!!!

Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses… just like witches at black masses…

Metallica: To sue the other chicken for crossing his road!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i’m writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore…

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don’t come easy!

Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Evergrey: It went in search of truth

Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!

Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN’ DENIM, WEARIN’ LEATHER?

Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won’t be feeling hollow for so long..

Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, that is where it falls apart…

System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

Symphony X: To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there.

Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se…

Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of Blashyrkh… Mighty grim Ravendark…

Impaled Northern Moonforest: “aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIIIIIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”

Anal Cunt: Chicken’s mom is gay.

Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!

Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars…

Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it’s vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love…

Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it’s chicken fuckin’ up ya town… CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y’ALL!

Andromeda: Chicken = 2 Chicken

Bruce Dickinson: He didn’t want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

Mayhem: To worship satan!

Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh…

Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU’LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT’S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN’T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

Joe Satriani: “tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*”

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you’ve ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he’s the bringer of the blight…

Cruachan: It’s on the rocky road to Dublin!

Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!

Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it’ll bring! *bagpipes* *krijeeesht*

Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates…

Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin’ world go round!

Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll…

Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens.

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn’t know what it got itself into… HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

Turbonegro: Chicken’s got erection.

Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green.

Undercode: To raise his wings, cuz he knows who he is!

Finntroll: Han for ivg med sina trollvnner fr att slakta nagra kristna!!